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Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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hotclog:

when he says its eight inches and he aint lyin

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figurants:

some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

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thankyouforthedildos:

one little typo can change the whole imagery of a fanfic

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phlynn:

put my dick between your teeth

dont suck it

its a metaphor

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A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart
- My boyfriend trying to get head (via guy)
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nyooms:

putlocker my main bitch, sockshare my side bitch, gorillavid my 3am booty call

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thegoddess-afrodite:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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