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Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
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when he says its eight inches and he aint lyin


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some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

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one little typo can change the whole imagery of a fanfic


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put my dick between your teeth

dont suck it

its a metaphor

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A blowjob isn’t given with your mouth, it’s given with your heart
- My boyfriend trying to get head (via guy)
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Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

This can save lives

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