musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

ronweasley:

If you Americans ever feel bad because Philosopher’s Stone was changed to Sorcerer’s Stone, just remember that the French version of the first Harry Potter book and movie is literally called Harry Potter at the Wizarding School.

I’m just still fuming about this absolute cunt at green day, I went with my friend and was kinda in a bad mood already seeing as another friend had just canceled on me. I was also feeling ill and had been to to standing concerts for around 8 hours standing each in the past week so clearly wasn’t at my best. 

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jagkbarakatisruiningmylife:

my mom is legit still pissed off about this and has told me multiple times to tweet him saying she didn’t mean it like that.

haha

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

f0xface:

i’m afraid sex will sound the same as when you stir potato salad and that’s why i’m staying a virgin